What are your China/America headcanons? *curious*

I don’t really have a lot but I’ll try and put some down on paper for you!

• China constantly pesters America about his junk food addiction. He tries to get him to drink tea instead of soda but America always tells him he dumped England’s tea in the harbor for a reason and goes right back to his coke.
• China manipulates America a lot, usually playing off America’s pride to get him to do something China wants him to do.
• America likes to bring home Panda Express for dinner just to piss China off.
• China retaliates by making something most Americans would consider gross (like shark fin soup or octopus) and demanding America eat it.
• For Chinese New Year, America dresses up as whatever animal the year will be and follows China around all day like that. China pretends to be annoyed, but he actually finds it sort of amusing and wonders how the American is not embarrassed to walk around like that.